316 - The Off Season

<p>Tim Dillon imagines another world where "junk food" (donuts, tacos, sweets) is not a bad thing, the terrible tragedy, and crime, Ron DeSantis committed this week, how he's handling moving again in Los Angeles, and how much merch we need to sell to really make a difference.</p><p><br></p><p>Tim's Netflix special: <a href="https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382">https://www.netflix.com/watch/81616382</a></p><p><br></p><p>Bonus episodes every week:</p><p>▶▶ <a href="https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow">https://www.patreon.com/thetimdillonshow</a></p><p>See Tim Live on the road:</p><p>▶▶ <a href="http://timdilloncomedy.com/">http://timdilloncomedy.com/</a></p><p><br></p><p>SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS:</p><p>🎧 HEADPHONES:</p><p>For 15% off!</p><p>▶▶ <a href="https://www.buyraycon.com/tim">https://www.buyraycon.com/tim</a></p><p>💆THERAPY</p><p>▶▶ <a href="https://www.betterhelp.com/TIMD">https://www.betterhelp.com/TIMD</a></p><p>DOORDASH</p><p>▶▶Download the Doordash app and use code TIMDILLON</p><p>ESTABLISHED TITLES</p><p>▶▶ Go to <a href="https://www.EstablishedTitles.com/TimDillon">https://www.EstablishedTitles.com/TimDillon</a> to get your gifts now and help support the channel. Use the code TimDillon you get an additional 10% off.</p><p>UPSIDE</p><p>▶▶ Download the FREE Upside App and use promo code TIMD to get $5 or more cash back on your first purchase of $10 or more. That’s $5 or more cash back on your first purchase of $10 or more, using promo code, TIMD.</p><p>BABBEL</p><p>▶▶ <a href="https://www.babbel.com/tim">https://www.babbel.com/tim</a> for 60% off your subscription</p><p>SHEATH UNDERWEAR</p><p>▶▶ <a href="https://www.sheathunderwear.com">https://www.sheathunderwear.com</a> use promo code TIM20</p><p>🔒 VPN:</p><p>Get three months free</p><p>▶▶ <a href="https://www.expressvpn.com/timdillon">https://www.expressvpn.com/timdillon</a></p><p>📦 BOX OF AWESOME</p><p>▶▶ <a href="http://boxofawesome.com">http://boxofawesome.com</a> use code TIMDILLON at checkout for 20% off</p><p>ONNIT</p><p>▶▶ Go to <a href="http://onnit.com/tim">http://onnit.com/tim</a> for 10% off</p><p>EVERY MAN JACK</p><p>▶▶ <a href="https://www.everymanjack.com">https://www.everymanjack.com</a> to get 20% off your first purchase use code DILLON</p><p>👨‍🦱 HAIR LOSS:</p><p>▶▶ <a href="https://www.keeps.com/TimDillon">https://www.keeps.com/TimDillon</a></p><p>💆THERAPY</p><p>▶▶ <a href="https://www.betterhelp.com/TIMD">https://www.betterhelp.com/TIMD</a></p><p>ATHLETIC GREENS</p><p>▶▶ <a href="https://athleticgreens.com/timdillon">https://athleticgreens.com/timdillon</a></p><p>MUD\WTR</p><p>▶▶ <a href="https://mudwtr.com/tim">https://mudwtr.com/tim</a> use code TIM for $5 off</p><p>STARTMAIL: start securing email privacy!</p><p>▶▶ <a href="https://startmail.com/timd">https://startmail.com/timd</a> for 50% off your first year!</p><p>DOORDASH</p><p>▶▶Download the Doordash app and use code TIMDILLON</p><p>MASTERWORKS</p><p>▶▶ <a href="https://masterworks.art/tim">https://masterworks.art/tim</a></p><p>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐃:</p><p>📸 Instagram:</p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/">https://www.instagram.com/timjdillon/</a></p><p>🐦 Twitter:</p><p><a href="https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon">https://www.twitter.com/TimJDillon</a></p><p>🌍 Tim Dillon Live Dates!:</p><p><a href="http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows">http://timdilloncomedy.com/#shows</a></p><p>📹 Subscribe to the channel:</p><p><a href="https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4woSp8ITBoYDmjkukhEhxg">https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC4woSp8ITBoYDmjkukhEhxg</a></p><p>Listen on Spotify!</p><p><a href="https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds">https://open.spotify.com/show/2gRd1woKiAazAKPWPkHjds</a></p><p> ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>▶▶ Ed McMahon</p><p>benavery33@gmail.com</p><p><a href="https://www.instagram.com/benaveryisgood/">https://www.instagram.com/benaveryisgood/</a></p><p><a href="https://twitter.com/benaveryisgood">https://twitter.com/benaveryisgood</a></p><p>▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬</p><p>#TheTimDillonShow</p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. Visit <a href="https://megaphone.fm/adchoices">megaphone.fm/adchoices</a></p>