#668 - Cristina Mariani
This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
Cristina Mariani is a stand up comedian based in Austin, TX. She is touring all over America and Europe now through next year.
Cristina joins Theo to talk about getting bullied by Italian children, the secret thoughts of pets, and why you shouldn’t hug grandma in the summer.
Cristina Mariani: @criimarii
Busboys streaming now at busboysmovie.com
Watch on Prime Video ➡️ amazon.com/dp/B0GYQGKX1H
Watch on YouTube TV ➡️ bit.ly/4gwoy1p
Watch on Apple TV ➡️ bit.ly/4eCINIe
Tour Dates
New Merch:theovonstore.com
Sponsored By:
Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit amzn.to/3HbAtPJ
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Watch on Spotify. Spotify subscribers get fewer ads on our episodes.
Music: “Shine” by Bishop GunnBishop Gunn - Shine
Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: tpwproducer@gmail.com
Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503
Video Hotline for Theo Upload here:theovon.com/fan-upload
Mail stuff to:
ATTN: TPW
PO BOX 40137
Nashville TN 37204
Find Theo:
Website:theovon.com
Instagram:@theovon
Facebook:facebook.com/theovon
Facebook Group:facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend
X:@theovon
YouTube:youtube.com/theovon
Clips Channel:@TheoVonClips
Shorts Channel:bit.ly/3ClUj8z
Producer: Zach@zachdpowers
Producer: Trevyn @trevyn.s
Producer: Nick@realnickdavis
Producer: Andrew @bleachmediaofficial
Producer: Halston @halstonrays
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<p>Cristina Mariani is a stand up comedian based in Austin, TX. She is touring all over America and Europe now through next year. </p> <p>Cristina joins Theo to talk about getting bullied by Italian children, the secret thoughts of pets, and why you shouldn’t hug grandma in the summer. </p> <p>Cristina Mariani: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/criimarii/"><u>https://www.instagram.com/criimarii/</u></a> </p> <p>Busboys streaming now at <a href="https://www.busboysmovie.com"><u>https://www.busboysmovie.com</u></a> </p> <p>Watch on Prime Video ➡️ https://amazon.com/dp/B0GYQGKX1H </p> <p>Watch on YouTube TV ➡️ https://bit.ly/4gwoy1p</p> <p>Watch on Apple TV ➡️ https://bit.ly/4eCINIe </p> <p>-------------------------------------------------</p> <p>Tour Dates!<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbDNHME11V1k2c3BmbFc2Zzg0eGszLXVHT0dlZ3xBQ3Jtc0tuLXFFSENBakR3ZzJnWEhrODRySFJRaFpwOHJib0c5R3BLYlM3TEtFYmNLbmF1YTBtWUpIYzlWVUJQa2hmWEFQT3lFaFFOSUZhYjMwQXhtRHZUWjRqX1MxS3ZlSFpmM2x1bVpCZm1zc2JPdHV3NkpNbw&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftheovon.com%2Ftour&v=gcCo9eBGi5o"><u> https://theovon.com/tour</u></a></p> <p>New Merch:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=product_shelf&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGNidE50NTM5dnQzSzI0OThnTnVVLXBWZFd2Z3xBQ3Jtc0trMG9BdE5mbWlrd29WdHd2RW1Fd1lJYmVGbGxmQXVGMUtoQkY4WG9PS1IwZmhsZ0FhdmdYMFV2bERFajUwZDJZdVZfWVllQm10VkkzVUtFekNacFR2bWxocWFyMzQ0U0g0b0x1Nk1reDd1clBPUmF5cw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theovonstore.com%2F%3Futm_medium%3Dproduct_shelf%26utm_source%3Dyoutube%26utm_content%3DYT-ACV0V022yNU_86ayo78afHH_28LSx2bqbVn4ei2bTiZMGH6PlxXDi01PbBuCmwWuB41RnxGfaFWG_JCLxbKy8B-nP7_uAdwiOfxlePeG3lCiPChVbCgv7qyGySkcKxoWS630hhrcvHNVCeXlF8TSC5-dZoToxw7t2h7kVOfGe5k-T80hDRCLA528&v=gcCo9eBGi5o"><u> https://www.theovonstore.com</u></a></p> <p>-------------------------------------------------</p> <p>Sponsored By:</p> <p>Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit <a href="https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ"><u>https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ</u></a> </p> <p>Better Help: This show is brought to you by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at<a href="http://betterhelp.com/theo"> <u>http://BetterHelp.com/theo</u></a></p> <p>Sonic: The $7 Big Deal Meal includes a SONIC Cheeseburger®, Small Premium Chicken Bites, a Medium Drink, and your choice of Medium Tots or Fries for just $7! <a href="https://www.sonicdrivein.com/menu/categories/limited-time/value/7-big-deal-meal/"><u>https://www.sonicdrivein.com/menu/categories/limited-time/value/7-big-deal-meal/</u></a></p> <p>Perplexity AI: Ask anything at <a href="https://pplx.ai/theo"><u>https://pplx.ai/theo</u></a> </p> <p>Watch on Spotify. Spotify subscribers get fewer ads on our episodes. </p> <p>-------------------------------------------------</p> <p>Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek"><u> </u></a><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek"><u>Bishop Gunn - Shine</u></a></p> <p>------------------------------------------------</p> <p>Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: tpwproducer@gmail.com</p> <p>Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503</p> <p>Video Hotline for Theo Upload here:<a href="https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload"><u> https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload</u></a></p> <p>Mail stuff to: </p> <p>ATTN: TPW</p> <p>PO BOX 40137</p> <p>Nashville TN 37204</p> <p>------------------------------------------------</p> <p>Find Theo:</p> <p>Website:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGtibVFWWkpyRnJjeUU2ZTNwQWt1Vl9zamRqZ3xBQ3Jtc0trcVJ1WlQ2OExLYzA4enIzYmVYeXBtMk1NR1VfUkZWN3ZQUmlYYWYwUDgzUGIxS0F1LS01Vm9TUFdjZnA0VEZVRGJvVVVNVXoyQUY3OU1RbnVpNnV4Nk9ETjhuWVIxSzgxZ2tXdnhLU2RJTkE5MzZHVQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftheovon.com%2F&v=gcCo9eBGi5o"><u> https://theovon.com</u></a></p> <p>Instagram:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbU9BRURlakF3VFVjLXBvRk1rT0hwUlVZZlUtZ3xBQ3Jtc0tramNqNmhCLXdYdlhDR09MclI0SHFkdHFHck9oZ19BVjBIOGhIb0NwaDVuV3M5OHpyZlRrd0NreVdfc2cwaGRZMnYwZHRlTThxQS1iSWEzZGdVSWdRN25MamtWSFl6SkppYWlDeHU0SkFoSDgtWHoxaw&q=https%3A%2F%2Finstagram.com%2Ftheovon&v=gcCo9eBGi5o"><u> https://instagram.com/theovon</u></a></p> <p>Facebook:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXU1RTE5X0NlSFlQcUVJVHAwVkowV2ZvU2k3Z3xBQ3Jtc0tscl95RGc1RVE2M3ZMaWlrZm5mVFZrT2tVdmsxQjVuSUF3RTlOdHZONXcxWVVCRzRSdWNFUzVxYXBkM2VTT21Vd05sSkVYLWN3X0VXWGp3ZkxyWUpQOXRaNFBHUG1EOHhaWUJaQ3FVdkNKZm5FOEdsYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Ffacebook.com%2Ftheovon&v=gcCo9eBGi5o"><u> https://facebook.com/theovon</u></a></p> <p>Facebook Group:<a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend"><u> https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend</u></a></p> <p>X:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbU9KTjZ6NWZQNHIxMzFzV2tfdFZtUnFFZnVNUXxBQ3Jtc0tudG41RWhCQWkybWtuUUdKRXRGR3BXdTc0YmlLam5Pam5UbjJvWmlhTUtoSmI5UzRrRkRyUDl0SXE4WFhNbXdVMlEzZERQUjJ1V0hUSFM2OGhZMndKZV9LYlp2T1NRZ0N5WGFYaGYxdXlVZl9WUmR1Zw&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Ftheovon&v=gcCo9eBGi5o"><u> https://twitter.com/theovon</u></a></p> <p>YouTube:<a href="https://youtube.com/theovon"><u> https://youtube.com/theovon</u></a></p> <p>Clips Channel:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips"><u> https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips</u></a></p> <p>Shorts Channel:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbjkyZXVOVENGal9ZTzNKOXlCcGRRZ3BuZDBYQXxBQ3Jtc0tuNzdldHZrN1VqSzlqTmhPS0xaZW5RM1JxdEZIMTFYOUUwNHRNeHY2dVNNM0tNclViNkJ1SW1ER0sybk80VTkzNUdfdWtad2pmcDNYS2V2UUR5TkMwRWhkcGdKUHlpMmdUNkRfQ01nWnZPWURCaW42cw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbit.ly%2F3ClUj8z&v=gcCo9eBGi5o"><u> https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z</u></a></p> <p>------------------------------------------------</p> <p>Producer: Zach<a href="https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers/"><u> </u></a><a href="https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers"><u>https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers</u></a></p> <p>Producer: Trevyn <a href="https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/"><u>https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/</u></a> </p> <p>Producer: Nick<a href="https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/"><u> https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/</u></a></p> <p>Producer: Andrew <a href="https://www.instagram.com/bleachmediaofficial/"><u>https://www.instagram.com/bleachmediaofficial/</u></a> </p> <p>Producer: Halston <a href="https://www.instagram.com/halstonrays/"><u>https://www.instagram.com/halstonrays/</u></a> </p> <p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. 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Show Notes
Cristina Mariani is a stand up comedian based in Austin, TX. She is touring all over America and Europe now through next year.
Cristina joins Theo to talk about getting bullied by Italian children, the secret thoughts of pets, and why you shouldn’t hug grandma in the summer.
Cristina Mariani: @criimarii
Busboys streaming now at busboysmovie.com
Watch on Prime Video ➡️ amazon.com/dp/B0GYQGKX1H
Watch on YouTube TV ➡️ bit.ly/4gwoy1p
Watch on Apple TV ➡️ bit.ly/4eCINIe
Tour Dates
New Merch:theovonstore.com
Sponsored By:
Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit amzn.to/3HbAtPJ
Better Help: This show is brought to you by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off atBetterHelp.com/theo
Sonic: The $7 Big Deal Meal includes a SONIC Cheeseburger®, Small Premium Chicken Bites, a Medium Drink, and your choice of Medium Tots or Fries for just $7! sonicdrivein.com/menu/categories/limi...
Perplexity AI: Ask anything at pplx.ai/theo
Watch on Spotify. Spotify subscribers get fewer ads on our episodes.
Music: “Shine” by Bishop GunnBishop Gunn - Shine
Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: tpwproducer@gmail.com
Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503
Video Hotline for Theo Upload here:theovon.com/fan-upload
Mail stuff to:
ATTN: TPW
PO BOX 40137
Nashville TN 37204
Find Theo:
Website:theovon.com
Instagram:@theovon
Facebook:facebook.com/theovon
Facebook Group:facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend
X:@theovon
YouTube:youtube.com/theovon
Clips Channel:@TheoVonClips
Shorts Channel:bit.ly/3ClUj8z
Producer: Zach@zachdpowers
Producer: Trevyn @trevyn.s
Producer: Nick@realnickdavis
Producer: Andrew @bleachmediaofficial
Producer: Halston @halstonrays
Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Raw Description
<p>Cristina Mariani is a stand up comedian based in Austin, TX. She is touring all over America and Europe now through next year. </p> <p>Cristina joins Theo to talk about getting bullied by Italian children, the secret thoughts of pets, and why you shouldn’t hug grandma in the summer. </p> <p>Cristina Mariani: <a href="https://www.instagram.com/criimarii/"><u>https://www.instagram.com/criimarii/</u></a> </p> <p>Busboys streaming now at <a href="https://www.busboysmovie.com"><u>https://www.busboysmovie.com</u></a> </p> <p>Watch on Prime Video ➡️ https://amazon.com/dp/B0GYQGKX1H </p> <p>Watch on YouTube TV ➡️ https://bit.ly/4gwoy1p</p> <p>Watch on Apple TV ➡️ https://bit.ly/4eCINIe </p> <p>-------------------------------------------------</p> <p>Tour Dates!<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbDNHME11V1k2c3BmbFc2Zzg0eGszLXVHT0dlZ3xBQ3Jtc0tuLXFFSENBakR3ZzJnWEhrODRySFJRaFpwOHJib0c5R3BLYlM3TEtFYmNLbmF1YTBtWUpIYzlWVUJQa2hmWEFQT3lFaFFOSUZhYjMwQXhtRHZUWjRqX1MxS3ZlSFpmM2x1bVpCZm1zc2JPdHV3NkpNbw&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftheovon.com%2Ftour&v=gcCo9eBGi5o"><u> https://theovon.com/tour</u></a></p> <p>New Merch:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=product_shelf&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGNidE50NTM5dnQzSzI0OThnTnVVLXBWZFd2Z3xBQ3Jtc0trMG9BdE5mbWlrd29WdHd2RW1Fd1lJYmVGbGxmQXVGMUtoQkY4WG9PS1IwZmhsZ0FhdmdYMFV2bERFajUwZDJZdVZfWVllQm10VkkzVUtFekNacFR2bWxocWFyMzQ0U0g0b0x1Nk1reDd1clBPUmF5cw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.theovonstore.com%2F%3Futm_medium%3Dproduct_shelf%26utm_source%3Dyoutube%26utm_content%3DYT-ACV0V022yNU_86ayo78afHH_28LSx2bqbVn4ei2bTiZMGH6PlxXDi01PbBuCmwWuB41RnxGfaFWG_JCLxbKy8B-nP7_uAdwiOfxlePeG3lCiPChVbCgv7qyGySkcKxoWS630hhrcvHNVCeXlF8TSC5-dZoToxw7t2h7kVOfGe5k-T80hDRCLA528&v=gcCo9eBGi5o"><u> https://www.theovonstore.com</u></a></p> <p>-------------------------------------------------</p> <p>Sponsored By:</p> <p>Celsius: Go to the Celsius Amazon store to check out all of their flavors. #CELSIUSBrandPartner #CELSIUSLiveFit <a href="https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ"><u>https://amzn.to/3HbAtPJ</u></a> </p> <p>Better Help: This show is brought to you by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at<a href="http://betterhelp.com/theo"> <u>http://BetterHelp.com/theo</u></a></p> <p>Sonic: The $7 Big Deal Meal includes a SONIC Cheeseburger®, Small Premium Chicken Bites, a Medium Drink, and your choice of Medium Tots or Fries for just $7! <a href="https://www.sonicdrivein.com/menu/categories/limited-time/value/7-big-deal-meal/"><u>https://www.sonicdrivein.com/menu/categories/limited-time/value/7-big-deal-meal/</u></a></p> <p>Perplexity AI: Ask anything at <a href="https://pplx.ai/theo"><u>https://pplx.ai/theo</u></a> </p> <p>Watch on Spotify. Spotify subscribers get fewer ads on our episodes. </p> <p>-------------------------------------------------</p> <p>Music: “Shine” by Bishop Gunn<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek"><u> </u></a><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3A_coTcUek"><u>Bishop Gunn - Shine</u></a></p> <p>------------------------------------------------</p> <p>Submit your funny videos, TikToks, questions and topics you'd like to hear on the podcast to: tpwproducer@gmail.com</p> <p>Hit the Hotline: 985-664-9503</p> <p>Video Hotline for Theo Upload here:<a href="https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload"><u> https://www.theovon.com/fan-upload</u></a></p> <p>Mail stuff to: </p> <p>ATTN: TPW</p> <p>PO BOX 40137</p> <p>Nashville TN 37204</p> <p>------------------------------------------------</p> <p>Find Theo:</p> <p>Website:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbGtibVFWWkpyRnJjeUU2ZTNwQWt1Vl9zamRqZ3xBQ3Jtc0trcVJ1WlQ2OExLYzA4enIzYmVYeXBtMk1NR1VfUkZWN3ZQUmlYYWYwUDgzUGIxS0F1LS01Vm9TUFdjZnA0VEZVRGJvVVVNVXoyQUY3OU1RbnVpNnV4Nk9ETjhuWVIxSzgxZ2tXdnhLU2RJTkE5MzZHVQ&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftheovon.com%2F&v=gcCo9eBGi5o"><u> https://theovon.com</u></a></p> <p>Instagram:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbU9BRURlakF3VFVjLXBvRk1rT0hwUlVZZlUtZ3xBQ3Jtc0tramNqNmhCLXdYdlhDR09MclI0SHFkdHFHck9oZ19BVjBIOGhIb0NwaDVuV3M5OHpyZlRrd0NreVdfc2cwaGRZMnYwZHRlTThxQS1iSWEzZGdVSWdRN25MamtWSFl6SkppYWlDeHU0SkFoSDgtWHoxaw&q=https%3A%2F%2Finstagram.com%2Ftheovon&v=gcCo9eBGi5o"><u> https://instagram.com/theovon</u></a></p> <p>Facebook:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbXU1RTE5X0NlSFlQcUVJVHAwVkowV2ZvU2k3Z3xBQ3Jtc0tscl95RGc1RVE2M3ZMaWlrZm5mVFZrT2tVdmsxQjVuSUF3RTlOdHZONXcxWVVCRzRSdWNFUzVxYXBkM2VTT21Vd05sSkVYLWN3X0VXWGp3ZkxyWUpQOXRaNFBHUG1EOHhaWUJaQ3FVdkNKZm5FOEdsYw&q=https%3A%2F%2Ffacebook.com%2Ftheovon&v=gcCo9eBGi5o"><u> https://facebook.com/theovon</u></a></p> <p>Facebook Group:<a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend"><u> https://www.facebook.com/groups/thispastweekend</u></a></p> <p>X:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbU9KTjZ6NWZQNHIxMzFzV2tfdFZtUnFFZnVNUXxBQ3Jtc0tudG41RWhCQWkybWtuUUdKRXRGR3BXdTc0YmlLam5Pam5UbjJvWmlhTUtoSmI5UzRrRkRyUDl0SXE4WFhNbXdVMlEzZERQUjJ1V0hUSFM2OGhZMndKZV9LYlp2T1NRZ0N5WGFYaGYxdXlVZl9WUmR1Zw&q=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Ftheovon&v=gcCo9eBGi5o"><u> https://twitter.com/theovon</u></a></p> <p>YouTube:<a href="https://youtube.com/theovon"><u> https://youtube.com/theovon</u></a></p> <p>Clips Channel:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips"><u> https://www.youtube.com/c/TheoVonClips</u></a></p> <p>Shorts Channel:<a href="https://www.youtube.com/redirect?event=video_description&redir_token=QUFFLUhqbjkyZXVOVENGal9ZTzNKOXlCcGRRZ3BuZDBYQXxBQ3Jtc0tuNzdldHZrN1VqSzlqTmhPS0xaZW5RM1JxdEZIMTFYOUUwNHRNeHY2dVNNM0tNclViNkJ1SW1ER0sybk80VTkzNUdfdWtad2pmcDNYS2V2UUR5TkMwRWhkcGdKUHlpMmdUNkRfQ01nWnZPWURCaW42cw&q=https%3A%2F%2Fbit.ly%2F3ClUj8z&v=gcCo9eBGi5o"><u> https://bit.ly/3ClUj8z</u></a></p> <p>------------------------------------------------</p> <p>Producer: Zach<a href="https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers/"><u> </u></a><a href="https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers"><u>https://www.instagram.com/zachdpowers</u></a></p> <p>Producer: Trevyn <a href="https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/"><u>https://www.instagram.com/trevyn.s/</u></a> </p> <p>Producer: Nick<a href="https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/"><u> https://www.instagram.com/realnickdavis/</u></a></p> <p>Producer: Andrew <a href="https://www.instagram.com/bleachmediaofficial/"><u>https://www.instagram.com/bleachmediaofficial/</u></a> </p> <p>Producer: Halston <a href="https://www.instagram.com/halstonrays/"><u>https://www.instagram.com/halstonrays/</u></a> </p> <p><br></p><p> </p><p>Learn more about your ad choices. 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